This imaginative work is centered on a wealthy nonagenarian who devises a way to take her fortune with her unless her scholarly granddaughter meets the bizarre requirements of her will. With the assistance of an apprehensive lawyer the granddaughter is caught up in a whirlwind romance she never anticipated, much to the annoyance of her boyfriend, a cavalier board game heir. An entrepreneurial prostitute who is more intelligent than her “career” would imply contributes to the confusion. It is a show about love, fear, death, insecurity, and incontinence.